I could go meta here; the most annoying thing about your mom is that she isn’t annoying at all. Nope, instead, I’m going to double down with two tied-for-first, co-equal, same-nerve-different-day annoyances.

The point isn’t whether or not these were good ideas, it’s that I’ll never know.

If you deploy kindness in all of your endeavors, the likelihood of positive outcomes increases dramatically. Kindness wins, not always in the micro, but always in the macro.

We never dated and I don’t know if this symbolic neutering was the reason, but how could it not be, right? C’est la vie.

Tomorrow, I am taking my baby to kindergarten. But…is he ready?